Thoughts on entertainment, politics, technology, and of course, The Dallas Cowboys



MEMO TO: SHANI DAVIS

0 comments


re: There's no I in team.

Leon. I guess it's to be expected. You buy into your own press about how good you are in the 1000 meters. You think that you've become America's answer to speed skating gold. And as such, you just don't want to be bothered being a part of the US Pursuit team and help a fellow teammate in his quest to equal Olympic History.

I get it. You're just too important. Your personal medal hopes come first. Representing your country and your team is secondary. And as such, your unwillingness to be a part of the team cost the US any chance of a medal since they had to rely on a weaker skater to pull your weight. Nice.

Well just remember this. If you're going to act like Leon, you better play like Moss. Otherwise, you're just another punk athlete who thinks way too highly of his abilities.

Yep. There's no "I" in team.


MEMO TO: JOHNNY WEIR

0 comments



re: Being Flamboyant, vs. being professional

I watched your interview on NBC. I understand you think you're misunderstood. But let me set you straight on a few things (pardon the pun). I'm a Republican. And I couldn't care less how flamboyant you are, how different you are, what you think expectations are for you or if you are accepted for who you are.

And here's a newsflash for you. You aren't the first flamboyant male skater to arrive on Olympic Ice. There was this guy named Boitano who was flamboyant in character, but who kicked total ASS on the ice. And he came home with the hardware. He made no excuses, offered no political critiques on fans, and was well aware of the fact that he was representing his country in the Olympic games.

You see, Johnny, there's this guy named Plushenko who believes he has something to prove since he had to settle for second best in Salt Lake City. He's all business. And he's brought his "A" game to Torino. He doesn't care if people accept him. He's FOCUSED on one thing. Hardware.

Outspoken athletes aren't doing too well in Torino, as Bode Miller is well aware.

You may think that those "of Republican thinking" are obsessed with your flamboyance, but it simply isn't true. I guarantee you, Rush isn't going to be talking about you tomorrow. But if you bring home the hardware, US Olympic fans that happen to be Republicans will be damn proud. High fives will ensue.

Plushenko threw down the gauntlet last night and declared to the world he wants the Gold. The big question is, do YOU?

If so, you better shut up and bring your A game to the Long program. Because I guarantee you, that's what Plushenko is going to do.

ps - can't say I didn't warn you, Johnny. Yvgenny came to play. And you storming out after losing only shows you didn't.


MEMO TO: THE BAD GUYS IN THE GWOT

0 comments


(by guest blogger Macker, of Macker's World)

tick...tick...tick....

The clock is ticking. And soon, it will stop. And when it does, so will your time in History. See that ashheap over there? See who's on it? Yes, those are all your bretheren regimes: the Soviet Union, Nazi Germany, Fascist Italy, and Imperial Japan.

One must wonder, then, why all of a sudden there are riots going on all over the Middle East for cartoons published five months ago, not only by Jyllands-Posten in Denmark, but in Egypt shortly thereafter. Spearheaded not only by your governments, but by a Danish imam who got upset when the newspaper wouldn't back down...and stoked the fires by inserting your own anti-Muslim photos to the mix!

We are told by you that Islam forbids illustration of Mohammed, and yet
there exist numerous historical depictions of said prophet dating back
to the Middle Ages...some of which come from the Persians themselves! And yet you gripe about our attempts at illustration? Talk about a double standard.

What it all boils down to is quite simple, really. You, Syria, are afraid Saddam's own words will tell us where he shipped his WMD's prior to the 2003 invasion. And you, Iran, know full well that either we or the Israelis, or for that matter, both of us, are about to shut down your nuclear ambitions. Is that why you're hurrying your preparations for a test?

All of you need that diversion from what's about to happen. And sadly,
those demonstrations are divering your subjects quite nicely. But they
don't fool us. The clock is ticking. And when it stops, you will end up
on the ashheap of History. Whether your ash is radioactive or not
depends entirely on you.

tick...tick...tick....


MEMO TO: THE RIAA

0 comments


(guest memo by Jonathan Connor-Foertsch)

MEMO TO: The Recording Industry

Re: Are you out of your #$*&ing minds?!?


Guys. Seriously. I know revenue’s down, and things are lookin’ bad for new album sales, but what I’ve seen (or should I say heard?) recently? You’ve GOT to be kidding me.

Let’s not even get started on how idiotic some of your lawsuits have been recently. You recently sued (LINK TO THE STORY REGARDING THE NURSE BEING SUED HERE) someone who’s NEVER OWNED A COMPUTER, alleging she downloaded and distributed material using online file distribution systems.

But that’s another memo for another time. On to the REAL memo for today. Smile

The recording industry has pretty much always been known for innovation, very much like the man you seem to hate the worst these days, yet, you seem to have your heads stuffed in some sort of collective sandpile, afraid that the very innovation that made you as big as you are today will somehow contribute to your downfall. I just don’t get it.

I mean, I’m an eclectic when it comes to music, I’ll be the first to admit it. I’m just as much at ease listening to Elton John as I might be, say, listening to Joe Satriani. But the reason I enjoy such a wide range is because I appreciate the strides both artists took during their time to push what the world understood to be “acceptable” in the music industry to newer heights of technical achievement and artistry. Their predecessors did the very same thing. Elvis. Charlie Parker. BB King. All artists with the guts to give us increasingly better and more powerful music than the generation that preceded them.

But these days, what are you giving us? Songs that are literally done two, or three, or even sometimes FOUR times over in the same year. “Big Yellow Taxi” ringing any bells? Amy Grant and The Counting Crows both did that one in the same year. Granted, how often are you going to listen to both those folks in the same iPod arrangement? So to be fair, here’s another example: How about “How Do I Live”? Both Leanne Rimes and Trisha Yearwood did that song, IN THE SAME YEAR! That’s just plain laziness right there.

Oh, and don’t think that you, the mainstream recording industry, are the only offenders on this one. This one’s aimed squarely at none other than the Christian music industry too. Yeah, that’s right. As a volunteer technician for various groups that needed competent technical support, I had to suffer through HOURS of the same tired old songs, over and over again, and what’s worse, you were chasing after the mainstream industry in style, never making it more than just barely outside 6 months behind, so you sounded outdated and BORING.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on artists whose promoters are trumpeting their supposed “Triumphant return to the studio after X years.” The way they’re doing the same tired old style, they might as well not have bothered leaving.

Both of these industry groups have POWERHOUSE artists that are up and coming. They’re absolute stunners vocally and musically, and you’re literally muzzling them with old men and tired formulas. Sure, they still shine through all that crap, and manage to sneak in a good song here or there, but you’re killing your best chance at recovering from all this Sony and RIAA nonsense, and I’m not even sure you’re aware you’re doing it!

You want a fix for this? First, and most obviously, stop charging a Jackson Note for CD’s that are barely worth a 5 spot. 75% of Americans (LINK TO ARS TECHNICA ARTICLE HERE) think that you’re charging too much for music that isn’t worth the price they’re paying for it. You really should be giving thanks to Apple for teaching you a lesson about reasonably priced music and what it’s done to combat piracy (You remember piracy, right? That leech that was sucking your profit line dry until Steve came along?).

Second, start letting the new guys take the helm and make some kick-butt music. You used to do it that way, and you reaped the benefits many times over. They’re still here, but not for long if you keep shutting them out.

Third, unleash artists that deserve something more than candy corn CRAP albums and give them something MEATY to sing about! The best songs ever to exist have lush arrangements, HEARTFELT lyrics, and a group/soloist that actually CARED about what they were singing into the mike.

Fourth: You have the best equipment for recording audio that you’ve ever had in the over 90 years of history in recording sound. Start teaching your boys and girls how to properly use it, or replace them with folks who CAN use it. If I hear another album that has the vocals so deeply BURIED into the lead guitar or beatbox track that I have to EQ more than YOU did, I’m going to scream.

I’d like to say that when you WERE innovating, I truly enjoyed what you brought forth, and was willing to pay a lot more for decent albums. Please, for music’s sake, don’t let that memory fade into the night.


web site visitor counter
Fast Cash Advances
Excellent excellent excellent!
- Hugh Hewitt

About me

Last posts

Archives

Links


ATOM 0.3