re: Denial is more than a river in Egypt

Dear OJ. Congratulations on finally, FINALLY finding your wife Nichole's killer. I have to be honest, when you said you wouldn't rest until you found your wife's killer, I didn't think you'd be able to pull it off. I mean, having spent over a decade looking at every golf course in America must've been a frustrating search. And who knew that the killer was literally stairing you right in the face every morning in the bathroom mirror? Oh yeah, that's right, the majority of Americans knew.

All it took was finally coming clean, writing a book and getting a Fox News special for you to admit it.

The Glove may not fit, but innocent people don't run either.